Accrington voted the 28th worse place to live in the UK.

A recent poll on the I live here website has resulted in Accrington being voted the 28th worse place to live in the UK. Is this due to the Coffee available in the Market Hall? I once made the mistake of having some, describing this pig swill as coffee probably breaks the trade descriptions act! […]

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Pigeon mob poos on the Hyndburn council offices.

A delinquent mob of pigeons has been gathering opposite the council offices, at Waterside. I recommend feeding them so that they can complete their mission successfully. However, You are not supposed to feed the ducks and geese as it attracts rats… NB, For the snowflakes and professional “I am offended”, this is a satire photo […]

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Invisible Police in Hyndburn & the path they could not close?

Here is the latest piece what I wrote, sorry I went to Hollins! In Hyndburn, Police seem to be rarer than footballers’ brains, in fact, the only time you see them is when the chip shop is open! Parking on double yellow lines is the new normal as the armed response squad gets its cod […]

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